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• I went on a date with a girl my friends think is super hot. However, on the date I realized I was gay. I told them I didn’t kiss her because I didn’t like her, but they don’t buy it. FML

  January 20, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I slept through my Chem Lab. Now I have to take it next year… FML.

  December 23, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Google streetview doesn’t accurately depict my country club’s renovations. It looks like I’m poor. FML

  December 10, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Why is it so quiet here? Are you all having the time of your life at WashU to need a place for your overflowing frustrations?

  December 7, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Moderator 4:08 am on December 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    I just logged in on a whim and realized that people are still submitting to this site. My fault for being lazy lol

• Today I was driving and had explosive diarrhea all over my nice clothes. I smell so bad right now. FML

  December 7, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I registered for a conference which I really want to attend as soon as pool was open. Today I received an email telling me that no seat was offered for me because I hadn’t paid the registration fee. My parents still believe I am going to that conference and they feel proud of me. FML.

  December 7, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• “Overall, you have now earned 3 Credits out of the 3 Credits you are expected to earn.” MLIG.

  December 7, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I found out that I could potentially flunk out of Wash U as of this semester. FML.

  November 29, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I behaved like a gentleman and treated a girl with respect. She “just wants to be friends”. A girl just texted my roommate to hang out at 12:30am. He doesn’t know her last name. FML.

  September 15, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Saw someone visibly distraught and upset about being in class for 24 hours every week. I’m in class for 33. Fml.

  September 15, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • alex 1:41 am on October 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    studio doesn’t count.

• Stuck in Irene and can’t get back to school. FML.

  September 5, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• WILD should be “walk in *lie* [not "lay"] down” FML (These things really bother me.)

  July 6, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Orgo over the summer. FML

  June 29, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• This is old but still a legit concern…… people still confuse WUSTL with Washington State FMLFMLFML FUCK MY GRADUATED UNEMPLOYED ASS

  June 21, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • lol 7:21 am on July 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    don’t worry…i can bet u more people confuse penn with penn state…

• My request to be reinstated from medical leave got rejected. FML.

  June 5, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • confused 6:14 pm on June 11, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    i don’t get what this means

  • Anonymous 1:00 am on December 23, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    I’m going on medical leave starting Spring 2012, and if they don’t want me back at the end I’m transferring to a state school without a second thought.