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  • First day here, and my broken toilet flooded my bathroom.
    FML

    September 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I just got dumped, because I didn’t want to “share my feelings”. FML
    But then someone sent me this video:
    http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/take_you_home/?xrs=orea_craig_youhome
    MLIG!

    August 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I did well enough academically, but I feel like I wasted an entire year at Wash U in some sort of listless quasi-dream state. $50K to drift through. FML

    August 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • St. Louis in the summertime. FML

    July 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I got kicked out of WashU. FML

    July 17, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
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  • The girl I love got rejected to WashU, while her best friend (who hates me) got accepted and is going there. FML

    June 11, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • The creepy stalker guy who liked me now works at the same summer internship as me. FML

    June 11, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
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    • xLA 9:01 pm on June 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      If you feel your safety being threatened, or if having him around is decreasing your productivity or ability to focus, you need to report it to your mentor. Hopefully he’ll back off after he gets a severe dressing-down from an authority figure. Don’t worry about being “that girl” — employers are kind of required to take these things seriously.

  • it’s summer… and I’m sitting in my room reading Wustl FML. MLIA

    May 26, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
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    • Anonymous 8:38 pm on May 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      yeah, well. me too.

  • I planned on taking some summer classes before my 2nd year at WashU. Turns out it’s 12,000 dollars, not including housing, and we’re not getting financial aid. FML

    May 24, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • Graduates of Washington University in St. Louis!!! OLAG!!

    May 13, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
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    • Icing on Top 9:31 am on May 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Congratulations Class of ‘10!!!
      (and to those of you who managed to graduate early as well!)

    • and cherry on the icing 10:32 am on May 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      YAY!!! Congrats us!

    • Anonymous 10:32 pm on May 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      And now they conquer the world…

    • Champagne popper 9:43 am on May 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      No more $50,000 a year tuition to pay!
      Seriously though, major congrats to all WashU grads!

    • Former WashU undergrad 9:00 pm on May 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I must say that WashU has been the four best years of my life. It has offered me everything I’ve wanted as a high school senior and more. I am quite sad to leave. However, I look forward to my academic adventures tomorrow. Thanks WashU! And congratulations to everyone.

  • I’m a pre-frosh, and after stumbling upon this site, I’m now genuinely scared for the next four years of my life. FML.

    May 13, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
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    • WashU junior 9:22 am on May 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      WashU is the BEST place to get an university education. Hands down.
      It’s tough here, but everyone is generally pretty supportive of each other.
      And from the looks of this year’s graduates, everyone eventually goes on into another top program, internship, or employment.
      So yea…don’t worry…

    • Anonymous 7:32 pm on May 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      unless you’re BME. then yes, everything above is true, but you are also right to be scared.

      • BMEmer grad 9:47 am on May 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Wait are you saying BME don’t get into top programs? WashU BMEs usually head off to medical school or top graduate programs. So I’m not sure what you mean here, sir…

        • BME Dude 8:48 pm on August 6, 2010 Permalink

          True. But the journey is anything but fun.

    • prefrosh 11:48 am on May 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      yea pretty scared myself

  • It’s 4:03 and I can’t sleep… because the orgo final is in 4 hours. MLIA

    May 12, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I’d rather run into a wall than know what my grades for Chem and Bio are. I am also Asian…that adds a LOT of stress. I can’t even think straight. Evidence: this post doesn’t make sense (at all). FML.

    May 12, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
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    • SORRRAAAYYYYYYY 6:15 pm on May 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      why does being asian add alot of stress? you dont want to look like the one that doesnt belong…ps…if ur this worried this early…ur not goin to med school, look at alternatives

    • Asiankid 10:29 am on July 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you’re asian, you’re the majority here. we feel ya.

  • I asked my professor to write me a recommendation and he couldn’t remember my name. I’ve worked in his lab for two years, I’m working there this summer, and baby-sat his children first semester. FML

    May 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • WashU just added a Boeing war pig to the board of trustees. I’ve worried this would happen for four years. FML.

    May 9, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
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    • What? 3:03 pm on May 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      A plane?

    • Anonymous 4:42 pm on May 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Finally someone who actually can turn this school around. Hooray for the Boeing guy. Maybe he can get the school off the stupid BME Craze

    • Anonymous 2:51 pm on May 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Muilenburg, CEO of Boeing Defense added to board. Dude makes money every time someone gets the crap bombed out of them. One of the world’s biggest purveyors of violence and death. For this war profiteer, needless conflict is good for business.

    • iron man 1:17 pm on May 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Hes just like tony stark!!!! YESSS…and actually, he makes money everytime someone buys one of their weapons….,, hahaha

    • youranidiot.com 8:30 pm on June 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Well at least he knows how to make a healthy profit and manage costs (the later is something washU really needs to work on). And war pig??? Seriously?? Boeing is one of the US’s most successful companies and I am sure he would much prefer an air to air combat than bombing -(that way more planes must be purchased) :P

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