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• My premed friend at a different university posted a status complaining that she was in her general Chem lab for “almost two hours” and that she “almost died.” FOL, not hers.

  June 1, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 12:08 pm on July 6, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    FOL indeed. Sometimes I consider transferring to a university where they don’t suck the money from one’s pockets, they provide the same level of education, and I could easily get a 3.7 or higher with much less effort.

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• I managed to sell my TV, but dropped it down the stairs while attempting to move it out of my apartment. FML

  May 12, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• It just hit me how much I’m going to miss WashU after I graduate. Nearly shed a manly tear. MLIG

  May 12, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Downloading Portal 2. It’s only one semester’s worth of grades right? MLIDistracted

  April 21, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • D 3:46 pm on May 11, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Meh got boring quickly

• Some guy just jumped on me from behind at Starbucks. I screamed SUPER LOUDLY, and everyone jumped in their seats and the whole cafe was in uproar. I turned around and the guy stared at me and said, “Oh sorry! I thought you were someone else.” FML.

  March 31, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I get so happy when I hear video game music. MLIA.

  March 29, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I qualify all the application criteria for several different excellent internship and research opportunities. Only thing getting me rejected? my next-to-failing GPA FML.

  March 20, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Dropped orgo. FML.

  March 14, 2011 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +1 / -7

   

  • Charlee 12:49 am on April 19, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    fAHEjk I’m impressed! You’ve managed the almost impoisblse.

  • feeling 2:55 am on April 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    I’ve a feeling that this, and the previous two fmls were by the same author… O.o

  • Anonymous 9:33 pm on August 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    No, you are now free. This is the opposite of FML.

• 13 orgo videos to catch up on. FML.

  March 14, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• 9 orgo videos to catch up on. FML.

  February 7, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Have a 3.9 now, doing great at school. However, am commuter student and therefore have no friends. FML

  February 7, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m in the library the night before my final and I’M THE DRUNKEST ONE HERE. FML

  December 22, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Nickname 8:41 pm on December 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Not even a single typo? Clearly you’re not drunk enough.

• I got into WashU. MLIG!

  December 22, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +10 / -1

   

  • Anonymous 10:09 pm on December 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    U’ll suffer

  • Anonymous 7:51 pm on December 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    False. You’ll freeze to death by December. FYL

• i have a 3.4 gpa and i’m a senior
  can’t get into to fucking grad school cuz it’s fucking low.
  how the fuck am i going to get employed when no one fucking knows where WUSTL is?

  December 9, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +10 / -2

   

  • Anonymous 11:35 pm on February 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    you can get into grad school with a 3.4 from wustl if you have done research.

• Spent all weekend with my parents when I should have been studying. FML.

  October 25, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +9 / -1

   

  • typical 4:18 pm on November 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I just got an A- on an exam! FML